You will never find us using the following words or phrases:
"Jiggy"
"Da Bomb"
"Boogie"
"Wack"
"Lewinsky"
No one will be called "Da Man"
You will never find us endorsing the following "entertainers":
Hanson
'N Sync
The Backstreet Boys
5ive
98 Degrees
Spice Girls
This is our solemn pledge. Should we ever break this pledge, we will forever drink glasses of fat until we die.
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