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Here at the South Park Fan Fic Haven we have a simple mission:  We are here to provide you with some of the best original South Park Fan Fic scripts written by fans like you.  We want to be able to meet your needs the best we can.  If there is something you don't see here that you want, let us know.  If you have a SP fan fic that you would like to see posted, let us know.  If you have attractive daughters between the ages of 18 and 25 that will inherit a huge fortune, let us know.

You will never find us using the following words or phrases:
"Jiggy"
"Da Bomb"
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"Lewinsky"
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This is our solemn pledge.  Should we ever break this pledge, we will forever drink glasses of fat until we die.

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